I Don't Believe in God

Well, I don't believe there's a white dude with a flowing beard standing up in the clouds keeping his baby blue eyes on us (more on that later, perhaps).

But, damn, thank god for kids and cats and drizzling rain and that perfect little buzz you get when you drink just enough alcohol, but not too much.

Ok, I said no more drunken posts, but I feel so damn good RIGHT NOW, I had to share.

And technically, I'm not even close to drunk...